Catch The Garter Belt, Fuck The Bride

Ah yes, the time honored tradition of the garter belt toss. Charles figures he could use a bit of luck at this sausage party of a wedding. Weird thing is, the bride has been staring him down all night. When he finds himself alone with newly wedded bride August, he finally understands what she’s after. The toaster oven bridal present wasn’t quite enough, so she’s looking for a bit of the best man. Charles doesn’t want to let a bride down on her wedding day, so he takes her to the honeymoon sweet for a little bit of post-marital bliss.