Sodomania 30: Hard Times Are Here To Stay. Hard Times…Who knows better than I? You people have probably never considered (nor do you care) how difficult life can be when you’re in a foreign country surrounded by beautiful girls whose job it is to have sex. Where do the panties look best…half on or half off?…How about the bra?…Should her lips be blowing you a kiss or open so wide you could see her asshole?!!. Decisions…Decisions…DECISIONS!!!. Somehow I manage to suffer throught it…For Who?!…. For YOU!!! Inspite of the fact that a couple of times I had to make decisions pertinent to the movie while my penis was being fondled through my pants…I think I’ve succeeded. As always, let me know what you think!. Patrick Collins.