Scenes from the Oral Office

President Caught In Compromising Position With White House Aide (Hey, At Least She’s A Girl!)

President Caught! First lady shocked! “He never wanted a blow job from me, and I’m pretty good, just ask the gardener and the pool guy.”

House speaker expresses new-found respect for the President! “I didn’t know he had it in him! Way to go, Bill!”

Bill denies all, democracts shudder, G.O.P rejoices. Impeachment proceddings to start later today!