Official Shaft Parody. Dick Shafts got more than just a big reputation. He’s the hottest bad-ass detective in town who always gets ‘extra compensation’ from the ladies for a job well done! His newest case has him working for his arch enemy Cochise who’s sexy sister Lady Marmalade has been kidnapped for ransom. But when Lady Marmalade shows up at the Chocolate Pussy for some girl on girl entertainment, things really start to twist and turn! You’ll never suspect the sticky sweet surprise waiting for our hardened hero Dick Shaft!.